WE TOUCHED A F*CKING STAR!

[TheMysteriousGX]

NASA Enters the Solar Atmosphere for the First Time, Bringing New Discoveries - NASA

A major milestone and new results from NASA’s Parker Solar Probe were announced on Dec. 14 in a press conference at the 2021 American Geophysical Union Fall

www.nasa.gov

Like holy shit folks, we put a probe into the sun's atmosphere! The actual atmosphere of the star that gives this planet life! Turns out, it's atmosphere isn't uniform, it's got peaks and valleys. And a bunch of other wacky science shit I can't really understand. Which, most people can't, and that's why we did it!

This is the space shit I want to see

 

[Hawki]

A star touched me once, but I can never show you where.

Anyway, that's neat. Thank God they didn't name it Icarus or something.

 

[Fallen Soldier]

Amazing!

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

One step closer to shooting people into the sun. Excellent.

 

[BrawlMan]

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[Kwak]

Excellent.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I wasn't there and no one can prove otherwise.

TALK TO MY LAWYERS.

 

[Chimpzy]

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

Wow, did not realise we had the technology to withstand that sort of energy barrage. Truly grandiose. Now plz do black hole next pretty please???

 

[Chimpzy]

Wow, did not realise we had the technology to withstand that sort of energy barrage. Truly grandiose. Now plz do black hole next pretty please???

Maybe we shouldn't.

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

Maybe we shouldn't.

The ancient ones must awaken. Do not fear science, old man...

 

[SilentPony]

See its this shit I find impressive. Some mook and his third wife take the rope ladder up to the top of Everest, leaving frozen diapers and O2 canisters along the way? Dude you're already standing on the largest rock you'll even stand on, hurling through space! Go touch a fucking Star if you wanna impress me!

 

[Baffle]

Great, star's got omicron now.

 

[CriticalGaming]

Spoiler alert : It was hot.

 

[SilentPony]

Great, star's got omicron now.

Double twist! Covid was a solar infection the whole time and NASA was secretly sending over the medicine to help out the Star.

 

[Agema]

Double twist! Covid was a solar infection the whole time and NASA was secretly sending over the medicine to help out the Star.

I can believe that the sun needed medication. It's well known that it's got spots.

 

[Gordon_4]

I can believe that the sun needed medication. It's well known that it's got spots.

Can’t you solve that with a better diet? You know, more apples and oranges and less pizza?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Double twist! Covid was a solar infection the whole time and NASA was secretly sending over the medicine to help out the Star.

The Sun has a corona! Corona-virus! It was all right before our eyes!

 

[Agema]

Can’t you solve that with a better diet? You know, more apples and oranges and less pizza?

That's bad timing to tell me, as I ate pizza tonight.

 

[Gergar12]

Dyson sphere when???