Recent content by 9-liner

If Optimus Prime, during the course of being repainted, had been sanded down to bare metal, and sprayed in preparation for the basecoat, he'd be Optimus Primed. Too easy?

In the name of true communism, will it be available for free?

Jumping Flash, & System Shock; 3 syllables each, 3000 times wonderful.

Just like any other role-playing situation, it depends on the mission. There are plusses and minuses for each gender depending on what you need to get done. Example: Driving a car: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KiC03_wVjc&list=SL vs imitating one...

Either way, we are talking joysticks here. Or possibly a Wii...

Dimmer. Okay: No light, no photosynthesis; no photosynthesis, no plants; no plants, no delicious herbivores; no delicious herbivores, no dinner dates; no dinner dates, no population; no population, no followers; no followers, no gods. No me, no you. No defeat, no escape...

Dress for heat; don't forget sunblock...

I am the day, the truth, and the light, as well as a millennia-old continuous explosion. Next...

The end of "The Mist". Not only is it one of the roughest endings in cinematic history, the movie marks the end of the life / career of Mr. Drew Struzan, artist extrodinare. Warning!: Do not pursue the knowledge of either of the previously mentioned topics without a sufficient happiness level...

Piracy and theft are both defined as "the act of [you know the rest]". Act of. Piracy, like theft, is 'method'. The 'how'. In a discussion of what belongs to who and the taking of what from who without permission from other, "piracy" and "theft" hold the same weight as the words "pilot"...

Technically, my avatar currently is killing us all. Sorry, great-grandkids...

badass /bad-ass/; noun: A poorly cooked donkey, or any meal made from donkey flesh that is rotten or spoiled.

"Christine" (1958 Plymouth Fury), from "Christine" (Colombia Pictures, 1983). Homicidal tendencies aside, think of all you'd save in maintenance and repairs.

Depending on your level of skill, you may die quite a bit before the game is over (you will hit the ground very hard more than once, and I'd be willing to take bets that you will be stepped on at least once). "Wanderer's Death" is no different than the sound bite you hear after a severe nurse...

So my friend is playing Red Dead:Undead Nightmare for the first time on his roommate's Xbox. A fan of 2d fighting games, fps's, and the occasional racing sim, he's not great with the Grand Theft Equine style of gameplay; he's having trouble with the weapons select menu and camera. During the...