Recent content by A Gentelmenly Moron

It's philistines like YOU that deny gentlemenlieness as a word!

I grabbed a large kitchen knife. 'I'M GOIN' COOKING MOMMA ON YOUR ***ES!!!

If I could talk to my former self? Hm. My most likely choice of words would be 'hey, remember that trailer for a game called Psychonauts? Work up some money and get it and for god sake's don't just miss out on it and come back years later to watch a let's play by some dutch guy okay? ...sniff...

I'd die of shock probably.

I had two choices. NASA spacesuit, or blue sharpie marker. In my last 30 seconds the greatest thing I'll ever accomplish will be to scribble on a UFO.

Where in god's name is the 'milk' option?

I have successfully completed the quiz after 30,592,192,590 tries. All hail the moron.