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  1. A Random Player

    Geeks are sexy.

    Chauvinism FTW!
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    Your stupid gaming habits that get you killed...

    I rush with a melee weapon in hand.
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    Poll: Who's your favorite Futurama character?

    I voted for Bender due to his misanthropic attitude but now that I think about it, Richard Nixon is my favorite.
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    Whats your home town Famous for ?

    Googleplex and NASA Ames Research Center. Oh, and a giant hangar.
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    What do you do after losing horribly?

    Blame it on somebody else.
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    telltale signs of an upcoming boss battle

    All the exits are automatically blocked or locked.
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    Your favorite "meet the..." machinima

    I want to say "Meet the Spy" but that would be unfair to the others since it seems that Valve has been getting better and better at making these videos. Oh, screw fairness. Spy all the way! Pyro and Medic might be the best ones (unless they decide to have a clip featuring the Sentry).
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    What name would you choose for yourself?

    Maximilian Leopold Augustus: Future Emperor of the World!
  9. A Random Player

    Poll: Which L4D character do you use?

    Bill. The Green Beret and M-16 just work better. That and my favorite taunt in the game: "OOOOOHHH NOOOOO!"
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    Where were you when Michael Jackson died?

    I too was enjoying this fine game when suddenly somebody starts spamming "Michael Jackson is dead." I continued my enjoyment with a classic "Meh."
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    The Escapian pledge to better Grammar

    I wish to show my approval of this thread's call to action. I, A Random Player, solemnly swear to uphold the grammatical laws and accept any corrections that our linguistically superior overlords give. Do not falter, my grammatical brethren!
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    Page 56, Sentence 9?

    "When demonstratives modify nouns, they function as adjectives; since they are by nature emphatic, they regularly precede the nouns they modify." Wheelock's Latin - Frederic M. Wheelock
  13. A Random Player

    What would happen if video games were cheaper?

    People would probably continue torrenting them.
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    Origin of your Username (If it's not your real one)

    I wanted to be witty. Plus it says something about my eccentric personality.
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    Basic anatomy 'baffles Britons'

    For some reason, people tend to forget that ignorance is international (two-thirds of Americans 18-24 can't find Iraq on the map). Which sucks! Hopefully our robotic overlords will take better care of us.