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The french one is the best. It talks about slipping into your enemies houses and slitting their wives and kids throats.

Valkyria Chronicles. It is the closest thing ever to a sequel of the best JRPG in the history of time, Skies of Arcadia, because it features the two main characters, but I opted for the 360, and don't have three hundred dollars to drop on a PS3

Piracy, along with plagiarism aren't technically illegal, only if you profit in some way, so if you get any money from pirating, you can do it as much as you want.

Hoorah to that! Go us.

Kristen Stewart. She has no talent and everyone loves her. And the guy that played Edward too. He should get a role where he doesn't have to try to hide his British accent, and fail at it. Also Micheal Cera. He doesn't have a personality. Or a soul.

I would hate to be the kid named "Adolf Hitler" but neither of them had any say in what was done to them. All of this is prime evidence that parents should NOT have complete and utter authority over their children! Just look at all Shakespeare's plays, the problem is almost always caused by a...

Its like that neo-nazi family of holocaust-deniers that named their son Adolf Hitler, and their daughter's middle name is Aryan Nation. I'm serious this happened. Google it.

You need money to make money. So if you start out poor, you can't go to college, you can't invest, or get a good job, so your poor forever.

A full suit of awesome metallic armor, with a robe underneath so its hood would come out the top, or if its a girl, a metallic armor bikini. Damn that would be hot.

I would cheat on my taxes, then kill any IRS agent who came to audit me. And I would find a house I really wanted, then kill the owner, and whoever would have inherited it, then bought it with the money I made from cheating on my taxes. I guess I might throw in Binladin's name just to be nice to...

Fruit Loops! Generally I like anything with a fruit flavor, Skittles, Gummy anything, Juice, Fruit.

More times to count.

"Squeezing out a log" Stole it from Black and White, its how your creatures defecation is described.

There was already a thread on this, and it inspired me to get adblocker, and ever since I have had no problem with Evony, and thus I suggest it to all of you.

I'm good at remembering things from a really long time ago that no one else remembers. Like on the first day of history class when everyone says "Oh I don't remember any of these names" I do. My other talents include eating lots and lots without gaining weight, not going to sleep, and then not...