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    What will your Hell be?

    A church.
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    Avatar wars!

    Thread out of control... Inquisition deems this thread heretical... Requesting termination... Request approved... Exterminatus fleet dispatched... The Emperor protects.
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    "Shut up because I'm a soldier!"

    If it's a matter of war and the situation is life or death, then the phrase "Shut up, I'm a soldier" will be acceptable; otherwise, like so many other people have said, being an idiot is just being an idiot.
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    Poll: Attracting the "wrong" gender:

    Just roll with it.
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    Take the 'For the Emperor!' Quiz!

    Damn astropaths and their double posts.
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    Take the 'For the Emperor!' Quiz!

    BTW Escapists, this site has been declared Heresy and will be subject to Exterminatus; expect a visit from us shortly.
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    Take the 'For the Emperor!' Quiz!

    lol. Well, he killed someone calling themselves to be Alpharius. Then again, regular members of the Alpha Legion would call themselves Alpharius all the time. So I guess your question is kind of ambiguous.
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    Combine an animal and a food

    Koala Puffs.
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    Jack Thompson offers you a deal....

    Well, there's a couple issues. First, unless what you say about being changed and more violent because of video games is absolutely true, then you're committing perjury, a felony, and can get the entire case thrown out of court but landing yourself right back in it. Second, Brown vs...
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    Poll: What do you think of furries?

    Honestly, it's a fetish. Just like S&M, Bondage, group sex, and the myriad of other fetishes out there. I experimented with it a long time ago, it didn't do it for me, I moved on. I don't understand why people think it's worse than any other fetish, but some people also think tattoos are of the...
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    Poll: Jury Duty

    Got a letter for Jury duty once... Don't remember what I did with it, but I didn't end up going.
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    So apparently, the apocalypse is coming May 21st.

    To quote my good friend, the marine from the SC2 trailer, "Hell, it's about time."
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    Games you regret to have bought ?

    lol. I beat that game in 4 hours on normal. Probably would have gone faster, but the controls sucked. OT: Black Ops. That's all.
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    ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! Quick, transform into your favourite anime or gaming character

    A Tau commander? Like, the Hive Tyrant I can see. But Tau? Sure you're going to slaughter every thing past 100 yards, but when, not if but when, the zombies get in close, you're screwed.