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    Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed 2

    Oi... Yes, this is Yahtzee's sickly voice. Such as is what happens when you have to put out a video every week without fail. As someone pointed out, you can compare it to his Heavenly Sword video, where he writes at the end that it was co-authored by a bottle of cough syrup. It's not a...
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    Unskippable: Final Fantasy XII

    Ah, Final Fantasy 12, you rascally devil. A six minute cutscene of death and war, a tutorial level, then everyone dies, the game shakes the etch-a-sketch, and you get to play for reals in a completely different game. All the while it smugly pokes and nudges you going "oh, it's all tied...
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    Unskippable: Dark Sector

    So, he is suddenly "infected" with Crazy-Metal-Spinny-Jedi-Super-Powers, and he runs crying to base for a cure? This man has never been 8 years old.