Recent content by Aerodyamic

Win. Just win. Hmmm... Chocolat? Kickboxer? Bloodsport? I dunno! *frying sound*

I'm actually playing JA2:BIA right now, because I never completed all the side missions. In the immortal words of Hodgepodge: "I'm hip... LET'S RIDE!"

I have absolutely no body modesty, and my career choice keeps me in reasonably good shape. Even if it didn't, I'd work out.

I'm an industrial roofer, so sometimes an axe is required to chop up existing roof before removal. I was apparently too close to the guy doing the chopping, and his swing clipped me in the top of the skull. The reason I paid those bills was because I'm evidently a sucker, and I believed that...

Over the last 8 months, I've had a really fun time: In September, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me 2 weeks before our 9th anniversary, and blamed me for it... she'd cheated on me with a mutual acquaintance for 4 years. My van blew a rod in the middle of traffic, and I had to scramble...

You misspelled "mental", but I'll forgive you. Getting 4 stitches and being able to feel the entirety of the last 2 of them wasn't much fun, though.

In the last 8 months: I found out I was cheated on for 4 years of an almost 9 year long relationship, and was dumped, while being told it was my fault. People that I'd asked to watch my house while I worked out of town lost my cat. The woman I dated after the break-up above dumped me and...

Bay's production company also owns the rights to the Goonies and Monster Squad, last I heard, so expect more childhood raping.

I wholeheartedly agree with all your points, but we also need to teach women that "buyer's remorse" is no excuse to falsely accuse a man of rape.

You just have to tempt fate, don't you? When we all end up fucked, I'm blaming you, and I will be insisting on retribution; I'd like mine in chocolate, to help me deal with the depression that's going to occurs when this celluloid abortion occurs.

Beardlinger also approves.

My beard must grow a bunch slower, then. I should mention the first rule of being beard buddies, though: no making out, because beard-lock sucks, and trying to un-velcro 2 beards is a terribly frustrating game. :)

I wish I could get mine that long; longest I've managed was about 5", which was able to cover my throat. Catpcha: beautiful friendship... I guess the internet is telling us we should be beard buddies?

Why is there no option for "beard + bald" or "man-scaped"? WAAAAAH! I'm being oppressed! No, seriously, could I have a couple ladies oppress me? With bacon? OT: Mach 3 razor, cold water, shaving cream.

Seeing my ex-girlfriend out with the guy she replaced me with upset me. What upset me more is that the last contact I had with her was a request to no longer contact her, with her blocking me on facebook; tonight, not only was she hanging off the new guy, she was trying to get me to come...