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    So, I've bought Minecraft, now what?

    Forget about work and friends forever.
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    Escapist News Network: Atari's Gambit

    Even though I'm as gay as Christmas, I love Kathleen SO MUCH
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    Zero Punctuation: Dead to Rights: Retribution

    I'm pretty sure I love you. Will you marry me?
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    Poll: Will you become a member of the Escapist Publishers Club?

    I'm definitely going to buy it as soon as my loan comes in. This is the only internet community I've ever really felt like a part of, and I want to show my appreciation.
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    Poll: What's your view about grammar on the internet?

    I think that if you're voicing an opinion, you should use the correct grammar otherwise people will read your post and immediately assume you're some kind of cretin whose opinion is not worth hearing. That's what I do anyhow.
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    Poll: Why do you come to the escapist?

    My choice was ZP, but that's the reason why I came here in the first place more than anything. Now I stay because of all the series put together, plus the forums here are more adult and engaging than anywhere else I've found on the internet.
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    Poll: Recommend me a comic book (not manga)

    Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Dark Knight Returns Bone
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    Poll: How frequently do you post on the Escapist

    This question has upped my count to 'more than once a week' now, so that's an interesting conundrum.
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    The rate the person above yours avatar game.

    9/10 for being funny, and keeping my attention with movement.
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    Poll: Do your New threads Die? Quickly?

    I've started two threads in the past, and both got over 50. ALthough I think this was more a fluke than anything on my part.
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    Rate a game series

    Sonic 1: 35 Sonic 2: 6 stars Sonic 3: sin(pi/2)
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    Whats in your pocket?

    Wallet, tobacco, rizla, filters, keys, lighter, phone. Everything a man should have in his pockets at any one time. Although smoking is bad for you.
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    Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted...
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    Fable 3 Wishlist

    I think I would enjoy the return of armour that actually matters. I liked the armour in Fable and I think the lack of it decremented Fable II for me.
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    Your worst childhood memory

    My dad hid in a cupboard in my room for at least 2 hours making vague noises and stuff before jumping out and grabbing me. Literally the scariest thing that's ever happened to me, even though i've watched [rec].