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    Escape to the Movies: The Giver - Don't Bother Giving This Movie Your Time

    ARE YOU SICK OF THIS GAG YET? YES or NO? In all seriousness, I'm rather disappointed that this movie seems to not be turning out well, as I enjoyed the book when I was a wee lad :(
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    The great sex and sexuality questionnaire! (Will probably get NSFW)

    1. Gender: Male 2. Orientation: Straight 3. Fetishes: I like being dominated. Kinda. Basically just like having my woman on top, pin me down, etc. See 5. 4. Freaky Things: My one of my partners let me try anal once. That counts right? Also, that same partner wanted me to show her hentai...
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    Zero Punctuation: Child of Day-Light - Horror and Whimsy

    I sincerely hope you're being sarcastic here. He does do better: Every Wednesday on Jim and Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular. Anyhow, I really enjoyed this episode because I haven't heard Yahtzee get this kinda mad in a bit.
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    When is a Door Not a Door?

    Well, as someone who's never eaten Nutella in his miserable short life...
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    Valve Working to Make Steam's Offline Mode Not Suck as Much

    *Steam *and Tantalize means to promise something unobtainable to you, which does not fit in context, and Steam does not do. Of everything that there is, Steam probably asks you to sacrifice your consumer's rights the least. Steam was actually supposed to be put out at the same time as...
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    Nintendo Committed to More Cross-Play Titles

    That's not how I mean, but we ARE talking about Nintendo here. And if they were more willing to work with bigger companies on bigger games, cross play would be a cinch. The only people that makes cross play difficult for Nintendo is Nintendo, and it doesn't have to be that way.
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    Nintendo Committed to More Cross-Play Titles

    So, like, no real games? No cross-play for something like GTA? Watch_Dogs? (God forbid) Call of Duty? Nintendo still has only two GTA games on it: GTA 2 for the GameBoy Color and GTA Advance for the GBA. Make real shit, Nintendo! And then cross-play it! Having cross-play with chess...
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    Zero Punctuation: Killer Is Dead

    The issue here is that Saints Row knows it's being zany and stupid, while Suda is trying to be taken seriously in surrealism, and it just doesn't work. CAPTCHA: Instantly Skip Commercials. You mean Adblock?
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    Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Whine Out Of Ten

    I want to hear Yahtzee rap now :P Jim, that was bloody amazing.
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    Fox News Begins Two-Part Series Linking Games to Mass Murder

    I'm reminded of a quote I learned in a Statistics class: "Correlation does not imply causation." Just because many of these young men played violent games, does not mean the games made them violent. That's like blaming a childhood game of cops and robbers for the actions of John Dillinger. In...
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    Things I've learned today .. . .

    TIL how to terminate a CAT5 cable. Spoiler: It's damn tedious.
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    Poll: What's Your Deal With Easy Mode

    I am going to design a game and these are going to be the names of the difficulties. Thank you shrekfan246 (and Based God). OT: I use easy mode when attempting to let my parents or sisters play. I haven't played anything lower than "Normal" in years.
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    Zero Punctuation: Rise of the Triad

    I know it dude (Or dude-ette. I don't know you :P ), but like I said, RotT is very much oriented around the multiplayer, and while the single player portion is obviously very important, I don't think it's fair to review a multiplayer game solely on the single player. CAPTCHA: This is Our...
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    Zero Punctuation: Rise of the Triad

    Lol I know. The thing is, this new version is supposed to be extremely multiplayer-oriented, and for a game that's built mainly for multiplayer, I just don't think it's fair to judge it ONLY on the single player portion (Though that's obviously important). CAPTCHA: Make Every Day Like Sunday...
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    Zero Punctuation: Rise of the Triad

    See, as some of Yahtzee's reviews go, I can't walk away from this knowing whether that was an overall recommendation, or a "stay away while I kill it with fire". To add to that, isn't one of the biggest sections of RotT the multiplayer? I'd like to know a little more what he thinks of that...