Recent content by Agent_PoRK

Dont know why everyone rated those games higher than Med2. Quite a few things about Rome game bothered me, like most spearmen had pikes that could hold of an entire army if you attacked it from the front, squalor in towns also was incredibly hard to get rid of, and archers could only shoot about...

Sounds amazing, surprised to hear about the RPG elements, but im pumped to see how they will effect the game. The castle thing sounds annoying, because while defenses are fun they often interrupt my grand plans for conquest.

The soldier is the most boring class. I am insulted by that fact alone, everything else concerns me because of how it might effect the next game, but shit that is the fucking stupidest thing ever.

It was intentional, it was supposed to be ironic. Also Trolled.

Yahtzee you are very naive and stupid. Prolly cuz u live 1000s of miles away from anything important.

best one ever, during the mission were you steal the Odin, Tychus says ITS TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM. If you don't know what that's from you have not lived.

we don't give two shits what u think Yahtzee review it anyway.

i really hate people who dislike time travel plot lines because of there complexity, its almost seems like they are trying not to get it and be stupid cock sucking idiots. I also hate people who hate history, for they are also trying to be idiots, but more in the way blonds are stupid.

heh, butts.

i love steam, but they are also the ultimate douche bags, they put game on sale and then don't warn you or even do anything when they run out of keys.

huh, i guess that's why you respond to other opinions with "fuck you" in your reviews.

i purposely don't buy games with excessive drm, just because they are such a pain. Steam sometimes allows for the drm to be less of a pain, like for mass effect they pretty much got rid of it all

i fuckin hate the 80s, and the 90s, and the now.

why the fuck did the stupid fuckign Indians trade cc, so fucking stupid fuckin hate em.

people on the internet apologize to much, its the internet your going to offend someone, see you offended me by apologizing for offending other people.