Recent content by ahluka

I played a female night elf hunter in WoW because I preferred the animation when firing a bow... don't look at me like that. Holding a bow sideways is just retarded. Like holding a gun sideways, it's not cool, you just look like a twat.

Strongbow + shot of Baileys = win? Actually I can't really remember, I've only tried it a few times when I was massively drunk. I think it was alright. Over the holidays I've mostly been drinking JD + coke and this gorgeous strawberry cider (Brothers).

Just finished The Dark Tourist by Dom Joly, highly recommend reading this, especially if you want to travel somewhere that's a bit "off the beaten track" (i.e. typical tourist / holiday destinations bore you to death). Now I'm reading Breathless by Dean Koontz. Good stuff so far.

Hmm. The original Syphon Filter on the PS1 is what popped into my head first for some reason, although on second thought it probably wouldn't be that good; it was pretty much just a bog-standard 3rd person shooter after all. The rose-tinted glasses of youth ftw.

I've been guzzling strawberry & pear cider like a champ. It's not gay.

I used to go airsofting quite regularly (gave it up because I was skint), and one time someone threw a "grenade" into my general area, one of the gas ones that sprays BB's everywhere... I reflexively screamed like a *****, then tried to save it by saying "... I mean... grenade!". Totally...

Because I hate sleeping, I feel like I'm wasting time. It doesn't matter if I get 5-6 or 9-10 hours sleep either, I always feel the same (less than 5-6 makes me feel like a zombie though).

Same here. I've been to a couple of blues concerts but obviously there's no moshing; I prefer to go to concerts to listen, not bounce around like a retard. Call me a stick in the mud if you want, but I don't see the fun in it, even when I'm drunk. I don't see myself ever going to a rock...

Memories :D I might actually have a scrounge on eBay for one just for the hit of nostalgia.

I can't remember which game it was, but it was on one of those horrific all-in-one console and controller things you plug into your TV which has a ridiculous number of games on it. Those were the days.

Eh I just use it to keep in touch with my real life friends. I don't understand people who accept every single friend request and even say something like "feel free to add me!" in their profile. It's convenient to see what's going on as well I guess, although someone usually texts me days...

Out of that list I'd go with Condemned. I haven't played Dead Space, but found F.E.A.R was just a mildly startling FPS with above average AI (sort of...). I still get chills when I remember the clothes store / mall in Condemned D:

Yep I do this all the time, even if I only fired one shot. Another weird thing I do is keeping both numbers (shots in clip and in reserve, assuming they're both there) even instead of odd... 231 shots in reserve?! MADNESS! Seriously, I'll actually fire that 1 one shot off and reload.

"That's what she said" is mine... kind of. Mostly I just smirk / giggle whenever anything remotely close to innuendo pops into the conversation.

DO THE EVOLUTION!