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You all should read the comments on that article - I know comments/message boards are bad for every major news web site, but Yahoo News is my absolute favorite for dragging in the dregs of the Internet to make the dumbest comments imaginable. Godspeed, Yahoo! OT: It's always good to see the...

In Grand Theft Auto III, there's one pedestrian model around the dock region (I think, it's been a while) who would say, "Don't shoot," and, "I've got a family," when you pointed a gun at him. The way he said it, sounding both calm and frightened rather than over the top like most of the other...

De La Soul is kind of hit or miss, but this is one of my personal favorites. Though I'm sure you're familiar with this one already, B.I.G.'s cartoonishly over-the-top endorsement of violent crime is so extreme that it becomes hilarious, so I had to mention it. His rap persona is...

I use Joe Larmin and Octagon Jones for games that require first and last names (usually sports games). For Shin Megami Tensei games, I go with Abara Kedabara, since it's punny and saves me from having to think of a real Japanese name. I've sporadically used Nina Niiner and Frannie Faceface for...