Recent content by Akibo15

Well this is awkward. I just had gnocchi for dinner... So I'm ether some kinda wheat or a potato. Do plant's have feeling's? Cause if so, I'm really boned...

Well I just got done playing the shitty Kinect Star Wars game with my buddy. Hilarious to watch, but that means I'm ether going to be cleaved in half by Darth Vader, or have Boba Fett blast me full of holes with a blaster rifle. Which would be sweet, considering that's at least in the top 20...

Me? I'd freaking LOVE (!!) to see some one make a accurate remake of Geist:The Sin Eaters. Basically the game would be an action/ RPG hybrid, with a sort of " chose your own death" aspect to it; like in the table top version, you get different powers and skills based on how you died and the...

OP: Could you make your own shouts, like the nord heroes and Dragonrend? Assuming you know some dragon in the first place. That would be way more amazing then just FUS RO DAH and my ability to rob banks with fire breath. I could really use the ability to light people on fire AND melt the armor...

Be the most successful master thief ever!! Can't open a safe? Melt the safe open with fire breathe. Police try to arrest me? Send them all flying across the road with a simple phrase. Gods this is going to be fun.

My Great Grandparents were Russian, and I got my love of Russian language from the bits and pieces of conversation I had with them when I was a little kid. So, most times, I pick Russian names for my character's. Skyrim was no different. I named my High Elf mage Душ&#1072...

I'd go back in time and get footage of a bunch of roman orgies. 10 minutes of 10 different orgies. After I get home, sell the tapes on the internet. Make millions, retire to island resort in style.

My story begins like most single young males story's; the unending quest to get laid. To be specific I was getting wasted in a pub on cheap meed, trying to forgot about my horse that lept off a water fall. As I finished yelling the third verse of Chumbawamba's tub thumping at the bar maid, a...

Note: Long post incoming, brace for words Now I hate Twilight as much as any normal person does. I hate it's bland writing. I hate the broad as hell characters, that are 2D archetypes rather than dynamic 3D people. I hate the movies for terrible directing skills that are at the helm . And I...

Maybe it's me, but I'd love for the world to end in total "end of days" 4 horsemen style biblical chaos. With Satan raising an army of pissed of Demon's from the depths of Hell to kill every living thing on Earth while Jesus and God descend to Earth to send an army of Angels to counter the...

Me, I'd have to go with a jazz funeral. I've always found the idea interesting. Having a band slowly walk my coffin to it's final resting place, playing slow and somber music the whole way. Than say your final goodbyes, cut my body loose and celebrate my kick ass legacy in style.

I'm partial to the age old classic, the rise of The Great Old Ones. Nothin like the Great God of madness and terror himself, Cthulhu, and company rising from the darkest depths of the ocean to blow humankind's collective mind; reducing the world to a chaotic hellscape of never ending pain and...