Recent content by Alarid

Well, this provides some solid incentive to add a pause button to WoW.

Hurry! Someone play the racist card! I still don't think Kinect is good enough. If someone I know is exited for it, I just tell them to picture their living room. Then I ask, can you jump around in it? The universal answer is no, because they have A) a TV, and b) the fucking system that wants...

Has Chris E been on this to bolster his already strong and well thought out argument? He has shown (conclusively) that it doesn't take much to topple Yatzee's arguments. He says "Mario has lost his creativity", you say "you cock-juggling thunder-****". Chris E just makes it look so easy!

What ten-hour tutorial? What do you mean you didn't automatically hop online? It isn't that hard to learn on the fly...

Just look down.

I have been waiting for the big finish (*wink*) in the Mario series. Still hasn't came. Hopefully they do something to develop the Mario character, like with Samus. I mean, after years of abstinence, I would have expected him to have a mental breakdown.

You win. She's so fake that it sums up to the greatest session of masturbating in your life. I would date that chick from Mezza Forte (either of them). For the anime virgins, don't go looking it up unless you are depraved. Or willing to spend fruitless hours looking for the edited version...

Have you tried hacking/modding the game? I made Sheva naked, so I guess anything is possible.

I came here from a porn site. I wish the unintentional pun wasn't true. ... Oh, that's what you mean...

It isn't as far fetched as you might think. Look at any given ad, or a picture of the "ideal" girl, and with a little research you will find that they aren't as real as they seem. Half of them are digitally enhanced. It isn't hard to stretch from that starting point to fooling people with...

You are a true gent. It is particularly hilarious when they dress them up in short skirts at ridiculously young ages. Someone is always looking at them proudly (parents, coach, Pedo Bear), while the crowd is getting creeped right out.

I would throw Soap at them. Not to imply that they are unclean, but because I could wash my hands of the deed at the same time.

Was it popular? Then I will dust it off, pretty it up with a dress, and fuck it all over again.

The game is all about the build up to the big baddies, but it is too much of a grind to get to that point. I just wish they would have gave a store to buy the material instead of having to go out and collect ALL of it. I mean, they gave you a cheap and easy way to mass produce bugs and...

The best movie-game is Spiderman 2, hands down.