Recent content by Alexander Hamer

Yep. FIFA 2008. Ball got served, kicked it once and scored a goal.

I'm not going to say Bluntman is entirely wrong, he seems to know his stuff, but I'm leaning more toward There is no Spoon. First off, I can't believe no one mentioned the word "hypothesis". That really could have abbreviated this discussion. Second: No scientific theory is EVER a fact...

Thereby creating an insurmountable litany of possible phrases which would make me cringe myself stupid. Think of all the possible sentences theses could be used in! It's impossible to list them all.

"I could care less." Glad to hear it, it's good to know you care. "For God sakes." 'Sakes' isn't even recognized by my spell-check, and I would assume probably not yours either. "Your vs. you're." I think we can all agree. "Its and it's." Tons of people miss this. 'Its' is possessive...

An excellent point. I will be sure to update my vocabulary to avoid embarrassing myself at future social functions. Don't know why you had to bring my cat into it though...

I played Femshep (I'm a man, let's f*ing roleplay!) and I went for hunky Garrus. Sure, he's Jurassic Park meets Dr. Moreau, but he was funny as all hell "You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink. Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible." Love a...

My school dicked me to the point of not finishing college. My senior year I moved off campus, which is a right bestowed once becoming a junior. After moving in and putting a $500 safety deposit and $1,000 for first and last month rent, 2 weeks before school starts I get a $10,000 bill from my...

I like using a straight razor. It's fun using that brush to whip up the foam, get it nice and hot and paint your face with it. Sharpen up the blade with a good ole' fashioned strop. Pull your skin tight and try like hell not to Sweeney Todd yourself.

I hate his unjustifiable monopoly of the teen-pop music scene. I like to play a little game every time I go to the grocery store. I go to the magazine rack and I try to count how many unrelated magazines feature a picture of The Bieb on the front cover. Eleven. My record is Eleven. That, my...

Ha! 'Glowing One' Feral Ghouls from FO:NV.