Recent content by AlexinChains

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I'd assume the maniac with the rifle wasn't going to spare me anyway, so I wouldn't give myself the time to think; just drop the gun and run like the clappers, praying the guy doesn't hit me.

Wouldn't give myself the time to think; just drop the gun and run like the clappers, praying the guy doesn't hit me.

Definitely not. The majority of my social circle is made up of gay (lesbian/bisexual/pansexual/intersex/trans/queer) people. It is possible to have homophobic gay people, although that applies more to gay men hating the idea of lesbians and vice versa. I couldn't hate them for being who they are...

Chaotic Neutral I believe.

Human beings are born with no concept of the morality pertaining to the social surroundings they will grow up in so it is impossible to label them either way.

Sex is fun, and I have had a few one-nighters, but it really is best with somebody who cares about you enough to take the time to learn what work for you and learn your body. It really is a 'better when you're ready' scenario. I lost my virginity when I was 17, drunk and exploring Italy, and it...

Fairy snuff. Instead of fair enough. Making me sound like a necrophiliac folklore enthusiast. I thought it would be a good idea. I felt like it. For the love of Isis! So's your face! [Garbled stream of poorly-matched swearwords] C***mayor.

My archery kit with modified arrows for better penetration, hur hur hur.

I had a mouthful of coke when the 'I doubt he had Double-D's' and 'traumatised by a smoothie' came up. Congratulations, you are one of very few people to actually make me gush-laugh all over my computer screen. Even if it is all now very sticky.