Recent content by altobizzaro

"American ninja" sits at my top worst movies list... And before you pfft that away my girlfriend once made me watch the original twilight...... think about it

Just saw the immortals last night huge waste of time and money, I did go in there expecting it to be a big dumb action film, but I wasn't prepared for just how insultingly one dimensional the movie was... needless to say I am disappoint

Zebras!! they just don't give a f**k they're all like hey lets wear wacky black and white camo and drink from this river OH S**T a lion, pfft who cares I'm gunna nibble me some of this grass mmmm dats some good shit, time to go hang with some of them fine ass lady zebras... and so on

San Andreas, due to its cartoony aesthetics its held up quite nicely

My drink: Glass completely full of ice 1/3 Vodka 2/3 vanilla coke

I always change to invert Y, and make sure its left shift to sprint and space to jump. and if USE is either E or F I will leave it be

I drop kicked the P.E. Teacher....

The laughing children in conkers bad fur day during the castle level, theres something very creepy about hearing the disembodied laughter of children while walking down dark empty corridors

Time manipulation, teleportation and i guess as a filler force lightning because no matter how you look at it it's badass

Alone in the dark on 360, bought it for $15 didnt even take it out of its plastic and traded it in 2 months later

Games I Loved but never finished hmm, well theres fallout 3, fallout new vegas and oblivion, I spent so much time in their worlds modding and re modding enjoying all the side quest and just the general freedom but some how with the hundreds of hours I put into those games I just never got round...

I'm going to buy the that game so hard its sequels will feel it!!!

It all depened on how often I poop, no seriously its where I do all my reading I've read over a hundred novels on the can,

I'm going to have to go with Duke nukem Time to kills intro that was so damn awesome i watched it every time i loaded up that game, also the intro to lost Odyssey was insane

Last enemy I killed was the basic infantry guy from ninety nine nights 2 so all he'd really do is stand there and every ten minutes or so swing his sword at me...... Hmmm he's pretty damn weak, during the day I could probably just slightly step to the side when ever he slowly swings his sword...