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I went to a concert with some local bands and got in a mosh pit. I was then picked up by the biggest guy in the whole concert, thrown halfway across the room, then slid another quarter of it on my ass. Not gonna lie, it was hilarious, but it hurt!

I had to dress up as a spice girl for a school assembly once. It was actually extremely funny.

Altered Carbon by Richard Morgan. If you're into sci-fi action, check it out!

I was talking about a commited relationship. Thank you very much for not jumping to conclusions and calling me a shitbag and stuff. But, you are very right about going on dates with girls. We just have different perceptions.

I want to live in Africa, in the Savannah plains, and I would have thousnads of Acres of land in which I would have the Nigel Stewart Ranch of Amazingness. I would drive a jeep, because theres nothing cooler than a Jeep.

In my opinion, its better to be single unless you really connect with the person your dating. If you're dating someone for the hell of dating someone, then thats just plain dumb. But if you actually take time to know someone, and the two(or three or four?) of you hit it off, then hey, go right...

When the great snoffolofagus sneezed, SATURN EXPLODED!