Recent content by Ankrian

a hundred kicks to the crotches of all three of the jonas brothers

Yahtzee truly needs to respond to this not with a review, but with something more extreme yet true to his style. but also, brave EA, you have caught my attention indeed (well at least until your games start sucking ass again)

further proof the australian government is so out of touch with reality that next they'll be talking about the rising nazi threat in germany.

Yes video games are responsible for everything. Next thing you know people will say the mayans predicted the end of the world because the latest sonic game sucks complete ass and people will hop all over it. I mean sonic games suck ass yes but that's not my point

Just for the sake of it, Luigi. Mario's done it all luigi's got squat.