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Is lolicon hentai pornography? Yes. Does it feature characters who appear to be under the age of sexual majority? Yes again. Is it child porn? Ehhh... The question of whether the characters are under the legal age is kind of moot anyway, considering the number of anime characters that look...

And I highly doubt it will. There isn't a Congressman alive who would want to risk pissing off his constituants by passing this thing. And you can bet there would be a lot of pissed off constituants, what with the Internet rapidly becoming as ubiquitous as electricity in most modern households.

South Carolina, that gleaming jewel of education and good sense, is also furiously straining to shit a brick sideways about this.

I do this. I'm 6'4" standing flat.

I convinced my best friend in 6th grade to stab himself in the eye with a stick. The doctors said he was lucky he didn't permanently damage his eye.

You just made my week.

got mad at something i was doing, spun around in exasperation, hit my forearm on a metal pole, and seriously bruised the muscles that control finger contraction. i could only move my thumb for about a week.

From Prototype, I swear I heard this, although I could be mistaken. MARINE (1): "Oh no!" MARINE (2): "OH NO!" MARINE TANK COMMANDER: "OH YEAHHHH!" (a la the Kool-Aid Man from Family Guy)

This, but instead of seeing everything as an x-ray, the ability to emit x-rays from your eyes. I guess you could call it Cancer-Vision.

Another gem from Deus Ex. The Russians in the Hong Kong nightclub say this if you wait around long enough.

^WHAT. When you start to forget that bullets actually have mass while packing for a hunting trip. *oof.*