Recent content by apocalyte13@aol.com

"Mr. Peanut goddammit!" I thought this up at a fancy party where i had a top hat, cane, and a monocle.I also apparently reeked of peanuts. Also "Some men open their own doors, others have doors opened for them. Real men kick the door open and toss a grenade in".

I would nail his legs to the floor I was thrown off, light the building on fire, and cover him in gasoline. Moral: Measure building height twice, toss once.Or it will come back to haunt you. Or, Put him in a sealed (welded shut) basement and put a revolver with one bullet 5 feet...

The way I see it, gamers always think their favorite medium is declining. They get flooded by all of the mediocre/okay games and only think a few good games are coming out. The thing is, those few good games are the one that are remembered. I mean people will claim the heyday of the N64 was when...

Teehee! Better luck next time.

A man calls 911 and says "Help! My brother is lying dead on the floor!" The operator says "Hadn't you better make sure?" The man says "Okay". Two seconds later a gunshot is heard The man gets back on and says "Yep, he's dead". Harharhar!

The U.S.S. Santa. They think its harmless, until it unleashes its entire stock of missiles.

I was in a fire truck, driving along leftwood, and i sprayed a guy into oncoming traffic. He was sent flying over a cliff, AND GOT UP! After that, i went down their, shot him, and walked away while a car exploded behind me mad max style.

Both have their own aesthetic charm: Revolvers have a classical, cool feel that makes you want to fire one handed down the iron sights, while modern pistols have an authoritarian feel (Mainly Deagle) where you shoot two handed police style. Yes I do live near a gun range. When I think hard...