Recent content by Aquatopia

As long as he includes the Moon Theme from the original NES game. Or a fancy remix, for cripes' sake. I can even suggest a good lyricist... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHEgzRtKC5o

I'm sure they bought it for the un-scratched scratch-and-sniff cards in the player's guide.

I played Where In Time to death as a child. And I still have my copy of The New American Desk Encyclopedia with me.

I certainly enjoy women (and all their parts) but I'm a little amused-slash-sad that something like this would cause an uproar. If this was an issue between partial nudity and censored nudity, I'd understand the uproar. But a censorship issue this is not.

When I first read that headline, I could've sworn that the Escapist had switched to a template-based headline generator, and someone had forgotten to fill in the data field: to Sell Out Quickly