Recent content by ArcWelder92

Was I the only one that was getting odd "Mass Effect" vibes from the whole game? I thought the campaign was fairly enjoyable, but it just doesn't really feel like a Halo game to me anymore.

I really enjoy the Mysterious Magnum, even if just for the sheer bad-assery of hearing the Mysterious Stranger theme play whenever you pull it out.

A Midsummer Night's Cream Cramlet The Staining of the Shrew That's right, bringin' Shakespeare up in this *****. Oh also, "Shakespeare Up in This *****" wouldn't be bad.

I enjoyed the Legend of Dragoon combat. It was the standard turn-based combat that Final Fantasy had patiently prepared me for, but instead of just hitting X and sitting back, you could keep pressing the button to match up two squares that appeared, continuing your combo and doing some serious...

1.) I tend to like things like tattoos, dyed hair and pale skin, as long as they aren't taken to extremes. Goth/emo girls tend to tickle my fancy, although I could never hold a conversation with one because I'd like to strangle them for trying to convince me that Good Charlotte and Red Jumpsuit...

I'm going to be paid by Blind Guardian soon with how much I've been posting this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvZEzEOPRfw This is what I would consider metal, specifically "epic metal," which features fantastic music and words that anyone and their grandmother can understand. See...

Anything written by Richard Cheese. ANYTHING. Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMlPVpXtkJY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvZEzEOPRfw "Battlefield" by Blind Guardian. Come on, this song just screams "Night Lords."

Clearly, CLEARLY, it would have to be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98gIxCe1zo

I spent four days tracking down all of the Riddler's clues and the Spirit of Arkham entries in Batman: Arkham Asylum without any aid from the internet. I basically just spent the entire game with detective vision on.

I get the Most Interesting Man in the World. I'm pretty sure that means he will pull out some panpipes and coax the zombies into just settling down and making us some mojitos. Or bring us some Dos Equis.

I liked the crazy onomatopoeia villain from the Batman: Cacophony graphic novel. He never says anything except repeating the comic book noises being made around him.

I recently received a TomTom navigation device for graduation, and much to my glee, saw that I could download people like Darth Vader and Homer Simpson to give me voice directions. Then I started wondering, if I could get anybody to do my TomTom voice, who would I choose? So I pose the same...

I thought the fight scene in the sauna from Eastern Promises was pretty brutal. Can't find a video of it to post, but Viggo Mortensen is fighting two burly Russian guys in a sauna, with nothing but a towel on. It sounds a lot more like something that should be in the He-Man movie with a...

I hate to be "that guy" but I'd love to see the original Halo redone. I'm talking about not changing a single thing except the graphics and polishing it up a bit. That game was great for its time, and I still find it to be an entertaining shoot-em-up. It would just be nice to see it with that...