Recent content by Armorat

I don't shave my whiskers, I drive them in with a hammer and bite them off inside.

Lahti L-39. What a beast. http://www.antitank.co.uk/images/20mm/lahti%20with%20PKM%20for%20size.jpg

My 8th grade english/social studies teacher informed the class the recent Colorado drought was caused by "all of the water evaporating out into space through the hole in the ozone layer." Worst part was most of the class just bought it.