Recent content by ArmorKingBaneGief

Oh my gosh, they've casted a new Wonder Woman. And she looks like I could run a towel under the water faucet, put it on her chest, and pin her to the ground while she struggles uselessly to throw it off of her and stand up. But hey, actors change themselves all the time. I don't know, man...

"White music" is the stuff that rips off black music like the Blues, right? Thought so. And yeah, critics have always been total snobs, from the little guys who suck, to the major names who truly knew what they were talking about like Ebert. Not the fine journalists here at the Escapist...

I'm not gonna play this series until I get to play a skateboarding grunge Assassin in flannel from the '90s who's like totally whatever, man. Still, good review. It got me thinking on how much Batman and Link have in common as heroes. There's a weird encounter.

Personally, I'm hoping for customization. More Carl Johnson and less Niko, please. If I want my guy to run around in his underwear, a hockey mask and a pink mohawk, that's my business.

You're just jealous 'cause I'm holding a royal flush. On topic, I notice that bows are starting to become popular in shooters. Farcry 3, Crysis 3, this latest Tomb Raider...there a reason for that, or is it just a massive coinkidink?

Did you see Toy Story 3, yet? I just want to know so I don't spoil that Woody was imagining Buzz the whole time. Oh, wait...

Fuck what we're "supposed" to do. If I'm playing a game, I'm identifying as that person because I'm controlling his actions. It doesn't matter if it's Mario, CJ from San Andreas or Lara Croft. When I'm watching a movie, I'm watching a person. When I'm playing a game, I am that person. It's just...

I would dress like Uncle Sam, and my weapons of choice would be my stilts, the bottoms sharpened to be like spears.

Either that, or disliking the hyperbole because of the misuse of the word Orwellian.

Good point, bunch of people. But I don't know, it's just tough to not see it as ridiculous, at least initially.

Hi. Now, I don't game on the PC, but from everything I've read about 'DRM', it really is a loathsome, disgusting thing that shouldn't exist. It's wrong, it's shady, it's useless, it's garbage. Great, I'm with you guys 100% so far. But I notice a lot of people, when discussing the ever-classy...

Yeah, you 'earn' them by learning the cheatcodes. Glad we agree. Anyway, I did this shit all the time in San Andreas. I would get CJ into all kinds of different builds, for different 'versions'. I would get him into a total adonis, get him the hockey mask and pink mohawk, and would pretend...

I pretended I was Bruce Dickinson, and sang this poem out loud to myself. I'm sure it sounded fucking horrible, but it made the poem that much better. Thank you.

Uhh, it says you don't exist on Skype. Are you sure it's Corsair601?

That's really the best game I've ever heard of. I love how it was specifically Colossus, did he ever get really pissed at your guys' shenanigans?