Recent content by Asif

It depends on who the reviewer is.

You must stretch beforehand. Your arms, I mean.

I don't know why anyone would want to do this. It actually sounds kind of sad. Maybe, after hours of abusing themselves to explicit Internet imagery in their mom's basement, they no longer have the manual dexterity necessary to actually play a game. Is this not a reasonable explanation? I...

Your cutting diatribe has enlightened me. How did you get so smart? I need to know so that I can also cut up some drunkard gamers with my rapier wit with the kind of confidence that allows me to not spell half the words right.

Since I don't have access to whatever combination of mathematical equations and super computers that have ushered in this new age of even more meaningless scoring, how do MGG-REVIEWS scores translate? What am I supposed to make of 7.5, 8, and 8, in this new and terrifying age? Please use your...

Erik (Wolpaw, I'm assuming) worked for GameSpot as a freelancer for quite a while.

My personal favorite is a game that my friends and I made up. Basically, all of my friends sniff Freon and put buckets over their heads. As they stumble around, I proceed to smash them in the forebrain with a baseball or cricket bat, depending on their nationality or the nationality I'm...

I'm disappointed in some of the responses in this thread. Obviously, this young man has his eyes set on being part of the glamorous world of games journalism, where the third pizza of the day is only a phone call away. With only the aid of a cracked version of Microsoft Word, at least half...