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    Any writers here on the Escapist?

    If sitting on the same idea since high school (I'm WAY out of High School), working out the kinks, and making it sound more than decent to more than just you, then count me in that club, sir.
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    Any writers here on the Escapist?

    http://www.fictionpress.com/u/440920/Chris_Taylor Those are the things that I have written. Most of it... is garbage. The few things that aren't emo poems or funny songs I find are actually good. The short stories aren't stellar, and most of them are just chapters towards other things...
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    If your genitals was a game...

    Mine is the CoD series. A whole lot of hype without much effort, and the end result isn't nearly worth the hype you believed to get to it.
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    Analyst: Sony's Xperia Play Could Beat Out 3DS

    The problem with this entire argument is that they said the same or similar things when the original PSP first came out. It was a stronger system than the DS from a technical standpoint, but people preferred the software that the DS offered. Like every console that has come out since the dawn...
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    Who here plays Magic the Gathering?

    I play all the time, but just with friends. We try to get together about twice a month specifically for magic. I usually play mono black or blue. I've got an annoying Megrim deck. My blue is mostly for milling, but it isn't fast enough to be really effective. Shame too, since it's one of my...
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    Worst Game Ending?

    I played Drakengard. Recently to. I know all the endings, even though I only got the A ending, and really... the A ending ties things up pretty decently well. Everything AFTER that throughout the entire game... holy shit. I loved it (I'm a sucker for mindless Hack N' Slashes), but... two...
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    What's Your Favorite Final Fantasy Game and Why?

    VI was my personal fav. Not only was it the first Final Fantasy I'd ever laid my gaming thumbs to, (well, on SNES) it was also my first RPG ever. Even taking that out, 14 characters which all have a (mostly) fleshed out story AND a reason to go after the final boss. THE Final boss, who also...
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    Shiny Pokemon

    I caught a shiny Steelix in my Pearl. Also, when SoulSilver came out, I found a shiny Ledyba, caught it right away. Aside from that, I can't think of any others that I've seen, besides the Red Gyrados of course.
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    Worst gaming accessory you've ever had

    Any Intec accessory. I've had my fair share of angry Xmas returns because my 'rents, through no fault of their own save lack of research, picked them up as cheap stocking stuffers.
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    The People with the most beautiful/Epic/Powerfull Voice

    Alan Rickman. Without his voice, we wouldn't have a voice of God.
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    GameStop Wants to Link Your Xbox Live Account to Its Registers

    The problem is with the points cards, as already stated, that most of the time there are points left over, points that, at least up to the point of your first purchase, are just kinda sitting there for no reason. If EBGamestop decides to just let you pay the... what is it, 10 bucks for the map...
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    Best Dungeon Crawler of all time?

    I can honestly say that my favorite dungeon crawler-type game would be the .Hack series. Even the first quartet was addictive as hell, for as shallow as the combat was. Something about the music and atmosphere made me want to play it all the time, even now.
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    Moments in Games That Will Anger You Forever.

    The Ending to DMC 2. Granted, I only played Dante's disc, and it was a pretty terrible game all around, but the ending was like adding insult to self-inflicted injury.
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    Games you're JUST NOW playing.

    Bioshock, PoP Sands of Time, Red Steel (it's in my collection, I need to beat it...), and 3D Dot Game Heroes. Plus the other 600 some-odd games I haven't beat yet. And that is not an exaggeration, I really do have over 600 games in my possession that I have barely touched, let alone beat...
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    Michael Jackson, or how CNN managed to make me lose all interest I had in him.

    Sir, I feel almost the exact same way. Making jokes about him makes you no different then all the other people who make jokes about him. If anything, those who get "offended" are probably just hypacrites, and I bet you anything that before MJ died they were uttering the same damh words...