Recent content by Astropunk

3D animation? I always wondered what kind of degree Yahtzee would have majored in... if any.

The Americans make games where you are evil because you can kill like Jason Voorhees. The Japanese make games where you are evil because you enslave harems of school girls with tentacle beasts. If only the two cultures could come together to make a overlord game that simulates true...

Love this review. It pretty much sums up my feelings of the first sims game (and only one I'll ever play). It's not like the idea of making a small neighborhood full of people you control can't be fun, it's just the Sims always take such a dull approach to it. I mean who wants to relive the...

Final Fantasy 14?!? WTF?! We're up to that number now? Here's ever "rpg" ever made: ATTACK CAST SPELL USE ITEM RUN!!! (...maybe) And people still want new clones of these games? WHY?!

I feel the same way about karma systems in games today. There needs to be a game where a player can roll play towards a character goal such as the example shown in today's review. A person can't be 100% good or evil, but will gain titles that effect other NPCs/Factions in a variety of ways...

I haven't really noticed a game that does corporate whoring since TMNT 2 for the NES with Pizza Hut ads. I guess it was at least relevant unlike pepsi, unless the Bionic Commando used it to fuel his arm or something >_< It's loading screens and load times can't be nearly as bad as Age of...

3D realms is a company that makes even Blizzard look on the ball when it comes to deadlines and updates.