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Has anyone mentioned Ella Enchanted yet? The names are pretty much all the book and the movie have in common.

I have an anxiety disorder that makes me more or less terrified all the time. So I imagine my power would be either spreading my hysterical fear to those around me or, even worse, bringing the things I'm terrified of into reality. There is no way either of those would ever get any better with...

I started to reply to this thinking only of one game, and then remembered several others. Fable 3 is one that really broke my heart. I loved Fable and Fable 2 so much, I still replay both of them all the time. And then Fable 3 came out, got me all excited, and turned out to be a soulless husk of...

FUCK YES. Who cares what I look like right now? What kind of vanity bullshit is that? It's immortality! I can learn to deal with being a little over weight or not liking my bangs if it means I don't have to die. SIGN ME UP.

Probably 30 H's (shortened from HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, which I assume is pronounced by kicking a viking in the nuts) that psychotic Harry Potter fanfic, but it was awesome enough to make up for being disturbing. Groin saws, man. They need to happen. Other than that, I read this...

First off, this is just plain silly. Clearly the mother of the bully is trying to dodge charges against her son for assaulting his classmates by trumping up charges of her own against her sons victims, which is a despicable manipulation of the legal system. Second, and more importantly, I...

Best one I ever saw was a toilet in a pub in Dublin. 'Sorry about the mess. Not midget friendly, these loos. Love, the midget.' The stench was ungodly but oh how I laughed.

I know exactly how you feel. I have a friend who does the same thing, only with him it's always space marines. And on the rare occasions I manage to wrench him away from that subject it becomes government conspiracy theories (EVEN WORSE)about how the government is poisening the water supply with...

I'm female, and I don't believe I've ever cried due to physical pain. It's not that I'm not sensitive to it, I just more often respond with swearing and anger (if it's relatively minor) or trying to figure out what to do about it if it's a big deal. I think I've just always been rather good at...

I'm a straight woman, but I'll admit I looove boobs. They need to be proportionate to the woman obviously, but a big plump pair in a push up bra is nearly irresistible to me. I just want to stick my face in them! I don't know why. Perhaps that makes me weird.

I'm female and find vagina about as gross as it gets, but I would totally stick my face in Angelina Jolie's pants. And Thirteen from House. Her too. EDIT: Ooh, or Zooey Deschanel. I almost forgot her. Or! That woman that plays River Song on Doctor Who. It'd be terrifying but awesome at the same...

I despise people who judge things before experiencing them. Ie: those crazed religious people a while back who declared Harry Potter to be satanic because it contained magic and burned a ton of Hp books on a pyre without having ever once read a sentence of it. Or, conversely, people that lose...

Actually, I don't think its walk is creepy at all. I think it's kind of chipper and charming. It sort of bounces along like its happy to be here. Its sort of adorable actually! Now paint it white and give it the voice of Wheatley from Portal 2 and it'll be the most darling piece of hardware on...

I despise Little Women. Uhg. Even thinking about it pisses me off. It's a bunch of stupid, naive girls just dying to throw themselves in to loveless marriages because society has convinced them that's the only way they have any value. Which would be an interesting premise if the author wasn't...

Hi! When I click the undead monster badge it just reloads this forum page instead of offering me any kind of fight or anything. Am I doing something wrong or is something broken?