Recent content by Aunt Wendy

Oh, this is an international organization. This issue of the Escapist just had a laser focus on the UK scene, so the international part of international hobo didn't get much attention. And yes, everybody should hire them. ;-)

It sounds to me like you resent cut-scenes in games and badly implemented/dumb storylines. This is different from resenting the very existence of story in games. Aunt Wendy

I feel the need to point out that the bit at the end was not machinima. It was Yahtzee revoicing the intro cinematic for The Witcher. Hope that clears up the confusion.

For the record, I didn't use any poetic license on this article. For reals, my nephew won the first level of Star Wars Battlefront entirely on his own, with the unusual strategy of standing in one place (right where he started), turning in circles and firing constantly. I was as shocked as...