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    Trailers: Assassin's Creed: Unity - Teaser Trailer

    I highly doubt that. We see what seems to be our main assassin and there is a long lingering shot on a guillotine. This implies to me were already in reign of terror. So thats the early 1790's. THe first major french naval action took place during Napoleons invasion of Egypt which is 6 years...
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    Game Music and The Feels

    God i love this song. To me it brings back memories of first getting my DS and after getting through the rest of the game ignoring the music i met Marshall in the car park and the tune just floored me. If i have to think of my old DS (unfortunately now broken) and the damn good times i had back...
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    Grand Theft Auto 5 Review - People Suck

    i am a person who is not really a familiar of the GTA series to begin with so i won't comment on the review itself, but i am very proud of the escapist community. We have only managed to have 15 warnings and 1 suspension. Thats only slightly over 1 per page. i was expecting 2 or 3 per page.
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    Gay Oreo Inspires Internet Outrage

    You know what i'm going to boycott Kraft about this. Not because i'm a homophobe heck no but it's supposed to be a rainbow oreo and the rainbow has seven colors and they missed one. It's not that hard just remember Richard (red) Of ( orange) York (yellow) Gave (green) a Battle(blue) In(indigo)...
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    Obscure games

    Ok Escapist what is the most obscure game good bad or other wise you have ever owned. I'll start with Voodoo Vince for the original Xbox
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    Short survey on Backpacks (Chance to win: Terraria!)

    If you travel to Work or School and carry electronics, would you say their physical safety (Due to water damage, damage from general force on your bag or damage to your phone as you take it out) is a real issue to you? (1-10, 1 being "Of little concern" and 10 being "Of great concern") * 8 Are...
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    Games that have taken an age to 100%

    simpsons hit and run SO MUCH COIN GRINDING
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    What's Dark Souls, why is Ace Attorney as big a deal as it is, and have Atlus ever done anything?

    other than objection , dectective gumshoe von karmas whiping miles egeworth the crazy clown the weird ass reveal at the end of the second and last but most importantly mias cleavage in pearls body
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    What Gods do you think would belong in a modern day Olympus?

    God of Languages God of Bureaucracy Chuck Norris Three very appropriate entries. the god of buerocracy would be represenred by humphrey from yes minster
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    What Gods do you think would belong in a modern day Olympus?

    and by horse farmers plus the japenese as he controls both tidal waves and earthquakes edit and horses
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    Fox Threatens Simpsons Cast: Take Pay Cut or Die!

    again no one in particular is earning 8 million its the whole 6 member main cast so to expound on the previous math so 8 million dived by 6 is 1333333 which is what there each getting per season now provided there payed the same. then that dived by 22 the average series length you get 60606 per...
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    Battleship

    the cyclops because i know ill go missing and have coll adventures plus i have a great slogan the cyclops, one vision
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    Poll: Most Random Question in the WORLD (or at least on this site)

    first yes mainly birds and about banks lions,sharks and Thomas Jefferson
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    Poll: Most Random Question in the WORLD (or at least on this site)

    yeah well why do monkey-narwhals dance on top of chocolate firetrucks
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    Poll: What's your favorite Cookie?

    i revoke my previous statment and agree with dr.susse but anzac biscuts are still great