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    Zero Punctuation: Demon's Souls

    If you hated this then don't play Resonance of Fate. The Japanese managed to capture my love of guns (being I'm American) and my love of flipping round like I'm Tequila Yuen (Being I'm American and love action movies) and then ramped the difficulty curve to the point where I don't give anymore.
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    "Frumpy Mom" Says Videogames Made by the Devil

    just out of curiosity, who thinks video games are more influential than tv? cuz If she wants her kid to stop playing video games he'll just turn to MTV and trust me, we got enough lesbian, bi sexual, pornstar, fake guidos, fake reality, and competitions involving giving blowjobs to bananas to...
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    Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

    for a good two hours after this I couldn't stop rhyming.....yahtzee's got mind powers!
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    A Movie that you hate that everybody else loves.

    and I will probably recieve mixed opinions on this but Cloverfield, who the hell documents this on a handycam when you're trying to run and for the most part I live in New York City and there's cameras on every corner and enough cops and military to rival any army or giant ass monster. Final...
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    A Movie that you hate that everybody else loves.

    sad but true; will smith=great actor, hancock=not so great movie
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    A Movie that you hate that everybody else loves.

    twilight- those gay vampires can go ahead and suck the blood out of my balls napoleon dynamite- A ***** story in a boring town about shit I don't care for smoking aces- exposition, exposition, shit storm, bullets, the end shoot em up- clive owen was good in children of man but put a gun in...
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    A Movie that you hate that everybody else loves.

    thank god someone said it not me bc I believe these movies all are hellspawn from the MTV hype machine.
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    Lord Krunk Reviews: JetSet Radio Future

    Why isn't this on the xbox live original arcade? I enjoyed this game thoroughly. I enjoyed it when my cousins would wake up and grind up skyscrapers as I watched on the mid-morning. I enjoyed it when I rediscovered it in my room and took pleasure in defeating the boss. Now I handed it off to my...
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    Unskippable: Ace Combat 6

    yo is this the new silent hill game? Seriously dead family members, crappy narration, some place I don't give a crap about and a traumatized lady is the formula for silent hill. Silent Hill: Airborne- This time fear meets the sky (pyramid head flys a pyrimid shaped plane over the horizon)
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    Poll: MGS4 Totally Awesome Review

    MGS4's existence in general is a middle finger to both the fps and stealth series. NO other FPS requires you to do stuff to your console like psycho mantis in the first mgs and in my opinion mgs was the first stealth game and really did have an awesome story. Maybe the story is unrealistic but...
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    Why Cartoonnetwork? Why?

    Though you do make a good point that the time conforms to the era, what culture has witnessed is the force feeding of stupidity. Cartoon Network did not spur the growth of corporation grown teen idols, channels such as Disney did and cartoon network ended up being a casualty of their hold on the...