Recent content by Baff

At the risk of being a traitor... Oxford had one first.

Never. I am interdependant with my parents. The older I get the more the balance shifts towards their dependance on me. But it's always been a team play. I had the same thing in my day, my dad was too wealthy for me to be elegible for a grant. But he didn't feel wealthy enough to sponsor...

I'm from the UK. I call them "Americans".

For Japanese kids I use.. Robert Rolley rolled a round roll round. A round roll Robert Rolley rolled round. Where rolled the round roll Robert Rolley rolled round? And Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran. "W"'s can be an issue for them too. "Wolf" for example was...

I'm fully redneck, so I'm well equiped for the Zombie Apocalpyse. I was thinking about this the other day, what would be my plan? Rob the gun shop? Raid the school armoury? I was thinking Windsor Castle would be a good place to hold out, defensable and all that. And then I thought, sod...

I like to think I'm a pretty smart guy. Child prodigy and all that guff. Legend in my own mind. You know, as people do. But people keep pointing out to me that I have just lit the wrong end of my cigarette. Crash. Back down to earth, Baff you numpty. It seems to happen quite a lot these days.