Recent content by Balmarog

So I get a fleet of Abaddon battleships? Fuck yeah.

whatever I pass out drunk in

Does the champion I was playing on League of Legends count? If so...let's get busy Morgana.

Damn they got me.

Charizard in Red/Blue, Typhlosion in Silver/Gold

Face, pits, pubes, sack, crack.

Oh, and I guess I'm incredibly easily entertained, because a majority of movies and games people say are bad I thoroughly enjoy (Gamer, for example).

Where do I begin? I'm far too nice to people, and often get walked on for it. I procrastinate to the point that it often gets me in trouble, and still keep doing it. And most of all, I don't really live for myself, I live to please other people* (*read: fiance).

When their PT test standards are the same, sure. Then again, if they were the same, there would be a hell of a lot less women in the Army. To give people a point of reference: For males 17-21 the minimum on a PT test is 42 pushups, 53 situps, and 2 mile run under 15:54. For females 17-21 the...

Already in the Army. Shooting yourself in the foot isn't going to get you out of going (see newest episode of House) Army will take you without a toe or two. Or even without an eye on occasion, if you're already in and lost one. >.>

Orson Scott Card was the first thing that came to my mind too when I saw "Enders". lol

Doesn't the world benefit more from me eating the livestock?

Just in case this guy didn't know, the Earth is roughly spherical...since we're pointing out the obvious and all.

Do I actually get to fight entire cities though?

Loved the Jurassic Park velociraptor reference ("clever girl") about the minstrels hunting in packs.