Recent content by Barkotron the Magnificent

I must have missed the "already dating" bit. Well, actually I only read the last page or so of posts. Still, I think giving fair warning before the actual act of mingophagia might be advisable. I keep getting emails from helpful people I haven't met with subjects like "You want impress her?"...

Also, if you're at the "trying to impress her" stage, some might think performing cunnilingus on her would be a little, er, forward? Times may have changed since the last time I was trying to convince someone to see me as more than a friend, but I seem to remember unannounced cunnilingus...

Hehehe - reminds me of: http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081027

All enemies, in all games, should from now on shout, "Unga Bunga Booga Wooga," whenever attacking the player. Actually, I think I'll start using that to answer the phone...

I'm certainly in favour of euthanasia for some people. I can give you a list of names if you like, let me know when you're finished with them and I'll see if I've added any in the intervening time. :P

Don't you mean "fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again."?

Classic. And true. The first one was incredibly atmospheric and not too hard. This one is incredibly atmospheric and kills me within seconds. Boo.

It's the (or one of the) Ontological Argument(s) for the proof of God and it's patent bollocks, although tracking down exactly why it's bollocks has been a pastime of philosophers for several hundred years. Wikipedia actually has a pretty interesting and reasonably well-researched article on...

Summerset Isle would, to me, be the best place for the next one. You can get the otherworldliness of the high elf local population, it's an island so you don't get invisible walls, and there's scope for some really good lore there. Alternatively I'd love to see what they could come up with...

What about the graphics? And don't call me a whore!

It's true you know. Bums _are_ funny. This is still coming to PC, right?