Recent content by BaronOfStuff

Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing. It's not intentionally funny, it's just so bad that all you can do is laugh.

For me, there's simply no other:

Guitar/Bass Guitar. Been playing for nearly 7 years, but never took any of it seriously; whenever the 'band' would meet, we'd get drunk and play 20-second tunes from old 8-bit games.

If I'm on my own, I don't bother. I'm only taking a piss.

Erm, no... it's usually a case of "kill or be killed", so the last thing I'm going to do is start weeping salty tears for that last enemy who just had his/her head popped. That, and it's only a game. On the other hand, I do feel somewhat sorry if one of my (human) allies bites the dust. It...

BAWWWWWW. Seriously, it's just a fucking game.

Oh. My. God. I must be dreaming. "The campaign, headlined 'We're a culture, not a costume', shows images of people of different ethnic groups holding up images partygoers whose costumes they say lampoon their cultures." So the middle-eastern kid's culture centres around suicide...

A magician walks down the road, and turns into a street.

Define 'bad'. Here's a shit one: Q: What's brown and sits on a wall? A: Humpty Dump. Yes, pun fully intended to add to the shitness.

I live in C&C: Red Alert? A skirmish at that? Okay, fine by me. I was playing a map with Super-Civilians anyway.

Yeah, yeah, it's going to be shit, just like DBE was. But also like DBE, nobody is forcing anyone to watch it. In other words, this live-action adaptation will eventually fade into obscurity, in pretty much the same way that DBE has now. It's really not that big a deal. So stop crying.

A few years back, a couple of Skulltag servers kicked/banned me for winning. They accused me of using wallhacks and aimbots, when I was only really using... a rocket launcher. This wouldn't have bothered me so much if there were other PvP servers that weren't all Capture The fucking Flag or...

Sitting alone in a dark room, crying and wanking myself to sleep... No, not really. I'm at my desk, wearing yesterday's clothes (12.22AM!) and procrastinating as usual.

Show them photos of the piles of corpses discovered in Auschwitz/Dachau/Buchenwald/Bergen-Belsen. Take them to see survivors. Take them to see former guards. Then I'd Srsface.

You know you've played too much Doom when you're always shifting your eyes to look left and right, looking for weapons and monsters in the office.