Recent content by Bart Wux

Outstanding, maybe his best review yet. Only one thing, Bayonetta couldn't be any more different from God of War. What all these games have in common though and especially the first three it the general topic of Heaven vs. Hell.

Yeah, I know. I've been living in germany for 28 years now. As far as videogames are concerned though and especially the symbols, Yahtzee could not have been more correct.

The part where the german government comes to your house made me laugh... the sad thing is that this is probably closer to the truth than Yahtzee even realized.

Just a tip, since he's been using german words quite often lately: I don't know if that's the joke, but you cannot just translate word by word. "other than that" does not translate to "anders als das" and "Welcome to" does not translate to "Willkommen nach". Oh and my asolute favourit: "Essen...

Oh man, you're still mad about Mirror's Edge? Poor fellow. Nice review still, but not among the best.

Nice list, I got one more. Why in the world is Kate always wearing a police uniform with the nightstick, even if she has been convicted some time ago and is about to be taken over to prison? Also, I love the scene where Miller kills those two guards and then says: They were private security...

Well, some points don't make the most sense, though. Like when he's wondering if there is no other crime happening because everyone is chasing faith. Ähm, to answer that question, no, there is not. That's kind of the whole setup of the game, no more crime at the expense of all freedom...

Folks, I think this was one his funniest reviews yet, even though I disagree with his conclusion very much, I think ME is a striking success. So please, do not ever take his reviews as an indicator on wether or not you should try the full game! Enjoy his hate speeches like I do, but don't...