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    8 Mothers From Your Favorite Video Games

    I usually do not support the hemming and hawing over exclusions from lists like these, but I am genuinely surprised that the video game series Mother gets no mention in a post about video game mothers.
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    Playing It Properly

    Being "impressed" at someone's willingness to follow Heavy Rain's plot while skipping Battlefield 3's is like showing confusion at someone's preference for John Scalzi over Dan Brown.
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    Trailers: We Sing 80's - NES Trailer

    The Famicom had a microphone in its controller. Also, don't blow in your cartridges.
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    Metal Gear Solid

    So is the punchline that he only knows how to choke, or that he killed the baby because he fears patricide? I disagree with the reading that it was to get items. Help me out here. I too play Metal Gear and am very large.
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    Mass Effect 3 Petition Raises Funds For Charity

    This new DLC pricing is ridiculous; 30 grand for a new ending?! Personally, I'm going to spend my money making sure Aeris lives. Seems we've reached bargaining [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/9476-Mass-Effect-3-The-Process] in the Kübler-Ross Stages of...
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    Patch Notes

    Not only is the sandvich made of bullets, it is also made of scrap metal: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?comic=112210
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    297: Pills Here!

    You didn't mention System Shock, where every drug has negative side-effects or withdrawal symptoms.
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    Daily Drop: Super Bounce Balls

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zOrV-5vh1A
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    Deleted Scenes Show Off Scrapped Psychic Subplot for Heavy Rain

    I agree with everyone else in the thread, they could have at least dropped in a few lines of dialogue about Madison's past. "So, what's with the insomnia, anyway?" "I've covered wars, ya' know."
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    NYCC 2010: Dead Space 2 Is "Done"

    I heard in that mode they sent a rocket to the sun once, at night. And there was that submarine, with the screen doors.
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    On Silent Protagonists

    Snake was a silent protagonist and no one in their right mind would call the decision to give him a voice into question. The Other M just did it wrong.
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    PlayStation Plus Will Be Profitable, Says Pachter

    Pachter purports PlayStation Plus profitability? Perfectly preposterous!
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    Making a Multiplayer Tetris: Ten Years and Counting

    Yeah, because it's already been designed for you. A far different point of view is in saying "a game as good as Tetris can be designed before lunch." There have been quite a few lunches since 1984, and Tetris is still the puzzle game to beat. Who knows, maybe his ten years of effort will put...
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    PAX East 2010: The Closing Omegathon Battle At The "Real PAX"

    I assumed that any recount of this event would include how abysmal the finalists were at these games. It's as if they were learning how to play Tetris right there on stage, and had never actually seen past the first pipe in 1-1 of Super Mario Bros. I bet much of the audience was clenching their...
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    Ubisoft: Christmas Season "Brutal" For New IPs

    With Double Fine offering the only new IP worth getting on the shelves in the last months of 2009, the holiday season certainly will be Brütal.