Recent content by bazookabob

If I had to pick a worst comedian I would have to limit my selection to the ones who have a achieved some large degree of fame that are undeserving of it. Therefore, Dane Cook would be my number one choice because I don't believe he has ANY talent as a stand up comedian followed by Larry the...

I think Nintendo's greatest flaws with their system were their inabilities to meet the power of the other consoles in this generation. The systems lack of power (not to mention decent online game play and options) is what may have caused many of the noncasual gamers to be turned away from it...

This is a joke, right? Who would buy a new console (assuming they do not have a Wii) so they could play a sequel to a mediocre shooter previously released upon their own console, and on a console with a reputation of having terrible online abilities, poorly adapted control schemes, and a...

I usually carry a four inch butterfly knife with me, but I also live in a college town where I'm forced to walk to and from campus at night for classes.

A small group of seniors and myself at midnight on a week night went out to the school's sign. Upon the sign there were metal letters that where nailed into a wooden board behind it. We took a large piece of iron we had confiscate from a welding bin and bashed out several letters as well as...

I'm indifferent, but if you own a nice suit you might as well just wear rather than a rented tuxedo. The whichever you were, the clothes really don't make the event anymore special.

"This Man Is An Asshole"

Depends on the time of the day. My usual snacks range anywhere from a bowl of cereal, nutrigrain grain bars, crackers with slices of cheese and pickles, or oreos. And don't worry, I'm one American who isn't obese. It's strange being a fit person in a land of fat people.

Easy, walk up to one of the guards and ask him if this door is the door to the bathroom. If the says yes then you know that door's the one to hell, and if the answer is "no" then you've found the one to heaven.

Try living in Tennessee.

A great deal of stand-up comics if I had to limit it down to one, but my sense of humor is very multifaceted, though I typically find myself using sarcasm to keep myself (and those around me) entertained.

I don't think it would make a terribly big difference to me if the main character was gay, so long as the story line does not revolve around the character's sexual preference.

I don't play any sports but I lift weights daily to stay in shape.

It depends on the restaurant and the sauce; it's really no different than going through the drive through and being handed more sauce than you need.. One of my friends however has her own interesting little quirk involving these. Whenever she goes out she always will grab two or three servings...

I brush twice a day, usually I'll use a mouth wash between brushing if I get some nasty taste in my mouth. I don't go to the dentist as much as recommended because I can't afford it right now being a full time college student with a part time job that covers food, rent, and the gas it takes to...