Recent content by BeanBurrito

You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding, because if you're not, you're a retard.

I have absolutely no hair, so check-mate (that is how you play chess, right?). Eyebrows, eye lashes, hair on the scalp, and hair in the facial area; all gone. Alopecia Universalis is what it's called if you're the wordy type.

I actually like children. I guess I'm one of those people who can socially deal and get along with somebody with less maturity without feeling the need to kill them. OH WHO AM I KIDDING, THEY HAVE HIGH PITCHED VOICES AND THAT ANNOYS ME BECAUSE MY EARS HAVE BEEN TUNED TO ONLY THE RUMBLE OF MY...