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    Stupidest twist a story has used

    THEN WHO WAS PHONE??????
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    The main character from the last game you played, fights the character in the above post...

    Bayonetta vs. Isaac Clarke. The only character I've ever felt would be able to match Bayonetta in a fight is Alex mercer from Prototype, so I'm gonna have to go with her on this one.
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    The Item to your immediate right

    Dude, that hamster eats knives. I think it can take on a couple zombies. Also, I have a sleeping bag to my right. I can just wrap myself in it and roll past the zombies in an effective disguise-cocoon! And if i die, at least I'll die in toasty coziness.
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    This scare the shit out of anyone else?

    I have mixed feelings on it. On the one hand, I can't bring myself to be happy about the death of a human being, but on the other hand he was responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent people, and he sent hundreds of people to die for him while he hid away in a mansion. So I'm not...
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    Escapist News Network: Atari's Gambit

    OMG SHE MENTIONED MYST I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW OMG
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    Whats your ancestry?

    I live in Canada, and I've got French, Portuguese, and some English and Scandinavian.
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    James Cameron says that Halo fans need to shut up about Avatar

    I fail to see how Avatar is anything like halo. I've only played Halo 3, but still.
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    Creativity with Superpowers

    A superhero who can control energy! Only like 2% of the universe is matter.
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    Creativity with Superpowers

    Vibration really can do just about anything. You could even make music with it if you were really precise! I think an amazing power to have would be to control the weather. If you controlled the weather, you could probably destroy the world. For one thing you could create typhoons and...
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    Holy Shi*t! I hope I don't die like that.

    The seen in Anaconda where the guy gets swallowed alive and you can see his view going into the snake's gullet. Being eaten alive is my worst fear XP Also anything from the Saw movies
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    Ordinary Household Items that double as Epic Weapons!!

    Of course, I would have to go with the can of "hairspray and a lighter" Instant flamethrower >:) Of course, there's kitchen knives for close range, pencils are good for stabbing, and one could always benefit from a nice cast-iron frying pan
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    What is your secret fantasy/fetish? - has it ever come true?

    ..I dunno what all that leads to, but it sounds niiiice :)
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    What is your secret fantasy/fetish? - has it ever come true?

    Wow, there's a lot of people just posting "It's a secret" or "I'm not telling". If you're not going to tell, then why post at all? You're not contributing anything. I just find it a bit irritating, that's all. ANYWAYS ummm... well I've always wanted to do it in a pool. Swimsuits and water turn...
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    If you were your Escapist Avatar...

    The original animation my avatar comes from is of a little man who throws a bouncy ball in a small room and it ends up whacking him in the head several times. Not exactly a pleasant fate, but at least I'd look cool
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    I'M GONNA EAT YOUR MOM!

    XD I guess I should've gone into better detail. I was actually refereeing his game against someone else in P.E. class, and the teacher said something and I said I didn't hear it, and the guy was losing badly so he was pissed and proceeded to launch said insult. He was joking, really, he's...