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    King Washington Taking Over Assassin's Creed III in February

    Ya know, this wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that, for all the "moral relativism" the series espouses they manage to portray the Americans in a less positive light, show the tension and unrest between crusaders and Saracens... and then in Revelations the Byzantines are...
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    Need some piracy advice....

    Ya know, to all those guys who keep on saying "Don't be a rat! Don't snitch on your friends!" Are you really so self-centered and arrogant to believe that, if some random person gets pulled over for speeding then it's his problem but if it's your FRIENDS that do it it's okay to lie and cheat...
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    If you designed an FPS, what would it be like?

    Don't shoot me for this, but wouoldn't it be awesome if you could take a third-person adventure game - like prototype or spiderman or whatever - only the superheroes were hurt by guns? Think a third-person shooter, like Splinter Cell Conviction, Ghost Recon or Mass Effect, with taking cover...
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    Homosexuality in ME3

    Who cares about homosexuality, what really disturbs me is that anyone would want to do it with a frog with abs (Thane) or a weird bird thing (Garrus) or a blue-skinned cow thing (tali) or a humanoid space squid (Liara). That's what really disturbs me. Btw CERBERUS for the win!
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    Soul Caliber 5 > Soul Caliber 4 (Lots of Reading)

    Uh, dude, I hate to burst your bubble but if you're playing Soul Calibur for the story - you're doing it wrong. And honestly after the Nightmare y-button spam and the stupid guard impacts I was done with this series, so honestly I think that anything would be better than Soul Calibur 4.
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    The war on Heavy Metal

    Yeah, for a second there I thought Santorum really said that. He's said worse things before... Anyways, the far right should focus on a music genre far more devious (and terrible) - ska music.
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    Sobriety sucks

    Ya know, I really don't get the appeal of beer. To me it just kind of tastes like crap. But hey, if it's your thing then go ahead. Just don't hit the road before you're sober...