Recent content by Beetlejooce

Bioshock hands down, it's like a book and a game at the same time. And after the 'would you kindly' speech i couldn't put the controller down until i was finished

Fighting a bull is actually pretty dangerous if you take into consideration the large pointy objects protruding from their skulls. If one of them hits the bullfighter, as they do, the bullfighter won't be fighting much longer. I know it's cruel to beat the bulls until they're angry, then make...

I can remember totally obscure things like the number plate of a car that was in front of me a few days ago, but not my girlfriends birthday. Actually that talent sucks

"On a long enough timelime, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero" - fight club Even if your cells could replace themselves as they died, you would still die from something. Maybe we could stave off old age, but wars and car accidents and even new types of diseases would still find a...

I saw Phil Jupiter from 'Never mind the Buzzcocks' because he lives in my home town, and I said hey and he told me to piss off. But I suppose famous people get that a lot.

"You're doing it wrong!" or the classic "English ************! Do you speak it!?"

I play TA: Kingdoms, but I've never heard of the other one. Still, Kingdoms is awesome.

Didn't really have an effect on me. I tried normal mode with my speakers turned off, and totally forgot about it.

A few drunken encounters, but i wouldn't say i know how to fight. Just sort of swing at the other guy.. and if he goes down then good for you. Knowing how to fight is irrelevant when you come from a town where chavs walk around in gangs of eighty. Knowing how to beat a hasty retreat is by far...

My class was being talkative in Physics, and my teacher (being one of those who has no idea how to control a class) was saying 'please quiet down' 'quiet now' 'shush class' and i said 'no sir, thats not how you do it, listen, then i screamed 'SHUTTT THE FUUUUCK UP !!!!!' as loud as i could, and...

He has a really nervous smile. Like he just killed someone... And I have a poster of your avatar hanging about 2 feet to my right.

Maybe now the Iranians will.. I don't know.. read a newspaper or something? My parents tell me legends of how they used to do things like that before computers were all-powerful like today. If they want to learn about the elections I'm sure there are other ways to go about it.

I never figured out how to download a game properly. Something about mounting the image with something onto something. No game industry ruining coming from my direction! I have to make to with purchases.

Does that actually work? because.. it would be much easier. Then just buy a new one and download it all again ! Although here in France, if you are caught downloading copyrighted material, your internet provider can cut off your internet for a year. And it's illegal to connect to a new...

They don't mess about enough? That's a new one... But I suppose their lives must be pretty un-interesting. Ok, so you hit level 80 less than a week after WotLK came out.. Try using that as a chat up line. Problem is.. they probably would as well.