Recent content by Benpasko

It's not legit, he befriends a bunch of Space Marines and they go on missions together. Like, it could not be less legit, Silentpony wasn't wrong in naming it as one of the worst fps of all time.

What the hell? Is that actually real? I'm only really familiar with Call of Pripyat and Call of Chernobyl, neither of which have that. You should give them a shot, CoP is one of my favorite sandboxes of all time. I'm doing some research, and people say that the hit chance is an urban legend...

This is an extremely hard question, since the series was in a crazy golden age for so long before and after 7. Let's go down the list (of the games I've finished. Can't comment on 11 or Tactics.): I don't think I need to say much about FFVII. It's a landmark classic for a reason, and almost...

I wanna say you get the cigarettes in the first lab where you have to use the scientist outfit to infiltrate. They're useful, being one of two weapons you can use while disguised as a scientist. They, along with the chloroform rag, are shockingly good at killing bosses as well, if you're going...

You mean the suicide pill? It's useful when you're trying to get a good rating, it sends you to the real continue screen if you wanna restart the area when you get detected. I'm really excited to hear OP's thoughts on MGS3, I think it's the greatest game of all time. The controls are a little...

More like 80s pop rock, not heavy metal. It's pretty fun, but it doesn't top the original episode about the song.

I love Teen Titans Go, but yeah. The marathons are a bit much. I wish they'd show Clarence marathons like they do TTG, that show is the shit. Or maybe air more Ok Ko. Honestly, I love the current CN lineup aside from Ben 10, the only problem is the lopsided marathon schedule. The point...

I tried it, but the gameplay really wasn't for me. The combat seemed really one-dimensional, and I didn't enjoy the exploration aspects. The plot and style of the game seemed really fun, but I couldn't deal with actually playing it.

I disagree so strongly, Thanos is my favorite Marvel villain. He's not as one-note as you think, if you go back to old Marvel Cosmic stuff. Infinity Crusade, Blood and Thunder, the whole Infinity Watch series, there have been lots of times he was on the good side of a big crisis. Hell, after the...

I totally disagree, the new expansion seems dumb. How many times have Horde and Alliance united, only to decide "Oh wait, war I guess." It doesn't really make much sense at this point, the factions have never felt LESS divided than in Legion. I was hoping that this kind of shit would be behind...

You have way more than enough bullets to kill every single enemy in the original Resident Evil games. What are you doing with all your bullets? Honestly, Ashley had to be in there because Leon is such an OP beast, the game would be way too easy if you didn't have to defend her. Leon speeds...

I mean, I love getting szechuan dumplings whenever I pick up Chinese. It's probably a thicker, faker version of that.

Exactly. "Smart" Rick and Morty fans don't realize that the show is calling them stupid assholes. Rick is a stupid asshole. He may be the 'smartest man in the multiverse', but he's a total dick who regularly gets shown up by people with actual wisdom. And instead of doing anything that makes him...

You ever played Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try This At Home? It's a juggalo wrestling / fighting game in the vein of Def Jam. And it's actually really good.

I agree with this. The shoulder button controls work in Dark Souls because they're universal. L1 and L2 are your left hand, R1 and R2 are your right. In Dark Souls 2, my favorite in the series, weapons behave identically in either hand. As a result, the game controls brilliantly. Having L1 be...