Recent content by Bernard_Black

The most depressing cartoon has to be the Animals of Farthing Wood.

If I ever leave this world alive- By Floggin Molly

Lol so I'm not the only one! anything inanimate that still has a human face freaks me out... so do clowns. :(

I cant remember what it was called but you played as plastic toy soldiers. The only good thing about the game was melting the enemy with a flame thrower. (I dont know how the actual flame thrower didnt melt...)

I thought this story was great, I found it easier to read than the first one and a lot more enjoyable. You've got a fan lol.

Any criticism is welcome, let me know what you's think. The Journal of the Guy You thought You knew. Once again I find myself in a pitiful situation, the situation I refer to is drinking alone in my dorm room. Not only that, I?m drinking Strongbow cider, which I?m sorry to say is...

I work in a deli for cuisine de france... so if anyone asks i say i'm a chef that specialises in french food.

Yeah these guys are right, just burst them with a pin and squeeze the fluid out. And don't worry about the pain, you wont even feel it.

I'd take all the weapons, shoot my friends in the leg so they can't run as fast as me. Then I'd flee, fast like a cat hoping the enemy waste enough time taking them prisoner so i can escape.

'Killer Klowns from Outer Space.' I wish i made that title up... And yes thats how they spelt clowns.

Just the way the boy lost his arms then his legs... It was beginning to sound like a set up to a bad joke. Glad it wasn't though lol. I sent your story to my sister, she thought it was good too. You've inspired me to write one of my own.

Study english or art for A-level. Not science, you'll hate it in university.

I thought the carpenter story was going to be some joke but i'm glad it wasn't in the end. I really liked it but i'm not sure why and in this case that's a good thing. Very well paced and well written.

I think you're talking about Barry Scott. Youtube 'kitchen gun'. Its a hilarious spoof of him. Let me know what you think lol.

The advert where Beyonce is playing some new rhythm game on a D.S, it put me off ever wanting to own one.