Recent content by BernasLL

"Pinky" Thumbs up if you got it. *EDITED*

"I... can... see death... aproaching..." And somebody would say in midst tears, "Really, Bernardo?" (that's my name, dumbnuts) And I'd turn to that person and say; "Yes. She says you're next." Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! "Oh shit."

Fresh fish .

My penis . It keeps bumping into the moon, quite painful .

Well I dunno about guys, but I expect to be still living the good life in 3 trillion years .

In all three eventualities, I'd ask them if they wanted cookies and a cup of tea . And then roundhouse kick them to yesterday .

Well how to rob a bank I do not know, but the way to rob a sperm bank is by being a jerk .

Holy crap 8| Ahah, i get the silent treatment all the time . The trick to reversing it is spontaneity and honesty (both the things which got me in trouble in the first place) . That or not giving a crap, although that doesn't solve it . It just makes you not give a crap . Sometimes, they're...

2 and a half hours with a girl i met last week . But then again, I'm a lucky bastard .

Fire under 4000ºC can't melt titanium, not steel. Or create magma, like it did on 9/11

Courage the cowardly dog at Haunted House mobile phone video game. Yeah, I win .

Alien 1 a : belonging or relating to another person, place, or thing : strange b : relating, belonging, or owing allegiance to another country or government : foreign c : exotic 1 2 : differing in nature or character typically to the point of incompatibility Therefore, in reply to the...

San Miguel beer holder in memory of good times in Andorra ^^,

Licor Beirão! It's a national joke ^^ Well, for nights out, Super Bock beer. And in the day, water. And milk ^^

Obama=Hitler ? Oh, I get it ! Oh, wait. I don't. =|