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Oh, and a few years back in America's Army Operation, that free game released by the U.S. government, I took out an entire team of 8 guys lone wolf style after the rest of my team had been whipped out. Intense multiplayer goodness.

I ALMOST beat level 3 in Battle Toads. That was pretty amazing. I was one barricade away from crossing the finish line in that stupid racing part.

"Staff should realize that they have a moral and legal duty to stop these sales from taking place," added Ash Shah of the Brent and Harrow Council trading standards. Listen to that collectivist drivel. A moral duty?! Just because Ash Shah says I should do something doesn't automatically...

When liberty is finally dead and buried, the perfect epitaph will read, "We did it for the children."

I've heard good things about Dell's business line of laptops. You might consider that. I'm currently working on a Dell desktop. It has been flawless. Admittedly, not everyone has had such good luck with Dell, but aside from building your own machine (which is a pain if your hunting for a...

Yes, the Toshiba laptop I own also has speaker issues. I own a Toshiba television. It too has issues. I would avoid Toshiba altogether.

He is dead on about Aliens. Even COD4 has Aliens references! In the first level, where you are on the ship, right before you breach the door one of your fellow soldiers says, "I like to keep this handy for close encounters." Gee...where have I heard that before? Also, later in that level as the...

Good points. And I think it should also be taken into consideration that these reviews are supposed to be negative and funny. I'm sure there were good points of the game but that just isn't going to send me rollin' on the floor. I mean...what do you expect from a fellow who ranked Adventures of...

I think Yahtzee's point about the gameplay was that it feels like work, which I believe he states verbatim in the review. Not that it didn't give him instant gratification but that you play a game to...well...PLAY a game. When the controls and interface become so bogged down the game ceases to...

The music selection is always appropriate for the video game under review. Just another enjoyable nugget of Zero Punctuation.