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One of my personal concerns with the next console generation (XBone, PS4 and whatever gimmick Nintendo has thrown out there now) is something that Apoc mentioned offhandedly: Cessation of Support. This is a very big issue with me because despite what Apoc said, games are not just software...

Ok let me break this down for you. Yes the concept of ownership is kinda weird in the video game world. But that's not OUR fault. No gamer has ever said "oh hey, I paid sixty bucks for [game name] and now I own the entire franchise to do whatever I want with it." We are well aware that...

I'm not going to buy an Xbone, I'm going to tell my rich uncle not to buy me an Xbone, and if I thought I could get away with it, I would go to Best Buy and throw the entire stock of these abominations in the nearest fire. I'm following Yahtzee's advice, I'm going PC.

I have a fairly unique one. Star Ruler, a space 4X game. My problem with it is mostly that, well I suck, but not even the normal kind of suck. This is a strategy game. I'm good at strategy. I run rings around the hardest AI in similar games. In Star Ruler, the "trivial" AI absolutely...

Yes instead of just customizing its appearance-which dictates how much general ability to kill things and not die while killing said things you also get to customize its programming-which is how horrible your death machine is at using its tools of destruction because you clearly didnt put a...

UGH.... I remember that. It was basically Armored Core but you just piddled around while the computer had all the fun and glory. PASS But anyway mine would be Legend of Mana for the playstation. Its a JRPG that felt like a western RPG. Also every single background looked (im pretty sure they...

"During my first suicide mission only Legion died (he was specialist), because, as I found out, Samara is a crappy fire squad leader lol. Oh, and Kelly now works as a milkshake." This is my exact experience, except I was fooled by Zaeeds utter uselessness. Also I really need to learn to...

"A game where you're filing your taxes." you mean EVE online? oh wait thats filing you taxes...in SPACE! because that clearly livens it up!

Well I was watching zero punctuation and I was thinking about a statement yahtzee made. Roughly paraphrased as "the cosmic monstrocity loses alot of scaryness when you attach a human face to it". And this got me thinking...is this true? Personally I believe that men are far scarier then any...

If Square did a sequel to Legend of Mana that didnt suck utterly

Seriously I realize you need these ads to make money and keep the Escapist running BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO RUN THEM EVERY SINGLE VIDEO! The ad for the Witcher 2 only occured about 1/6 the time but someone in the Escapist has a serious stiffy for L.A. Noire!...Ah venting... on the subject F*** YOU...

ok mister needs things spelled out to him it doesnt mean a penis inside the suit but a mod that makes yours able to extend and vibrate. jeez had to make it gay

One that includes extending, vibrating penis mod. THATS the correct choice LOL (well if ur a guy anyway)

raped to death by an elephant...on viagra....for 6 hours...

Fine you want a war- Drinking the tears of children that I just personally orphaned by mind-raping their parents into beating each other to death with their own spines