Recent content by Bibliotekaren

So, as I understand it, you are fucking my wife.

Shadowrun (SNES) Okami (PS2) Starcraft 2

The combination of a spray can and a lighter. Maybe it's my starbucks cup (fuckin' huge lump of ceramics). Cigarettes for those who prefer the long, drawn out murder.

"Hey, wanna visit my basement? Because my good friend Joseph always told me that 'women are like fine wine, best matured in a cellar'" Haven't used it, because it would most likely get me violently murdered by an angry mob of girls. Also, if you do get laid, never sing GG Allin - I Kill...

The only sex ed we had was an old teacher talking about the time he got a boner when in hospital. The nurse punched his dick (!). Only thing I learned from it was to never get a boner near a nurse.

It's just helps ending a fight before it starts. Most people suddenly loose interest in being unfriendly when they find themselves half a head shorter than they think they are.

It doesnt really matter to me, unless I see someone significantly taller than me and that's just amazement. This rarely happens though, since I'm 6' 5. But height seems to be a pretty decent plus when it comes to women and dipshits who are looking for trouble. I can avoid fights simply by...

Is this where I should lobby prostitution as a public service, paid for by the state?

I always go for the hardest difficulty the first time around (except in some RPG's, where the harder difficulties remove features that help make the game fun). Then when I finish, I go through it on the easiest setting to live out the dream of being an absolutely unstoppable god of whatever.

Oh please. Where would the gain be in that? Wars and the devestation of wars has gone down immensely throughout human history (look up Steven Pinker), because people figure out that "Hey, this isn't beneficial at all". Conflict is about selfishness, derived from the human genetic configuration...

Banelings from Starcraft 2. More specifically, burrowed banelings. Whenever those pop I go numb with terror and rage.

Not to mention when they've been fighting at light speed, moving to fast for the eye to see, but still can't dodge an obvious and slow energy attack. The only way to dodge these big, unadjustable attacks is of course to use your own kamehameha that takes ages to charge (albeit always just in time)

Over-exposistion. You know, bringing in obscure characters from two seasons ago, give them full episodes of flashbacks, the characters telling what they've been doing down to the last damn detail. There's no mystery. Dialogue that is overwritten, craming everything they can into 2 minute long...

I'm surprised no one mentioned Tony Jay. His voice just chills me, it's like terror manifested in sound.

I still don't know why I did what I did, but I once attempted the SS challenge in Devil May Cry 3 (S rank on all points, all levels) on Dante Must Die mode, using a newly created game. I've rage-quitted so many times, mostly on Agni & Rudra. I've up till now reached level 18 but I doubt I'll...